A small Act of Defiance: how I unleashed a ton of spam on Nigel Farage’s Brexit Party

Last Friday Nigel Farage announced that he had joined Catherine Blaiklock’s Brexit party. By the following morning our Nigel was gushing that ‘an astonishing 35,000 have registered as supporters in the first 48 hours.’ Thrilled hacks at The Express, Westmonster and Guido Fawkes leapt up and down at the happy news and trotted out predictable pieces about how Theresa May must be terrified and how there’d be a Brexit Party government by Christmas.

Unfortunately for them – nobody seemed to have noticed a bit of a flaw with the website which appears to have been created by an 8 year old with indifferent IT skills. If you click on the link you are taken to an ‘official website’ which consists of a very simple form inviting would-be members to add their name, email address and interest. Problem is – anybody can sign up multiple times and there are absolutely no checks on the process.

Now after half a decade of messing about I retired from the whole pranking thing when “Jake Rees-Mogg” got out of control – but this was just an open goal.

And so – using a series of frankly immature pseudonyms I signed myself up a couple of dozen times and applied to be a parliamentary candidate – before deciding that this was all too good to keep to myself. I alerted my followers and invited them to visit the website and make some of their own contributions.

Mayhem followed. I have no actual means of counting how many people have joined the Brexit party thanks to my efforts but “Ivana Bollocokov” “H. Hitler” “Donna Bigwun” and chums all assure me that they have signed up multiple times. And so have their mothers, cousins, friends and the random bloke at the bus stop.

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Ophelia has applied to be a potential candidate

I can’t pretend I planned it. I didn’t. But it has turned into a wonderful, silly and witty British protest – though I was kept awake smiling last night at the thought of Ms. Blaicklock trying to work out if ‘Willie Stroker’ or ‘Jacob Rees-Mogg really had joined the party. I think there’s probably more mileage in it. So feel free to join up. You can sign up here

Stupid? Yes. Childish? Absolutely. But given that these people are engaged in the active destruction of the United Kingdom – wrecking their stupid website with a ton of spam feels like a small but necessary act of defiance.

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Mueller time

23 thoughts on “A small Act of Defiance: how I unleashed a ton of spam on Nigel Farage’s Brexit Party

    1. i think we know EXACTLY WHAT Nigel farage is for HIMSELF. I WANT OUT OF MY 150K JOB AND THE EU BUT I WONT QUIT MY JOB AND JUST APPLIED FOR AN EU PASSPORT SO I CAN BE MEP FOR GERMANY

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  1. Just to add a little twist the conservative party headquarters telephone number is 020 7222 9000. Theresa May and David Cameron are already signed up!

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  2. Because of childish prats like you and your “followers” I’ve had my genuine application to be a candidate filtered out and rejected. Thank you very little.

    Yours,

    Chris P. Bacon

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  3. I’m thinking about how my granddad and my great uncles and all the family alive then beat Hitler by spamming his web page with silly made up names.
    (I know it’s gone three in the morning but I’m awake because I can’t sleep coz I’m afraid of Brexit going ahead and this of behaviour is witty but in the long run it just looks like you can’t win fairly).

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